The list is almost endless

OK, let’s get crackin. I’m not the type of guy who is going to get into scholarly discussions about film. (For something like that, done much better than I ever could, check out the awesome Bradley On Film) Or the type who is creative with a lot of uber-cool graphics (for that, see Ichiban Weapon Ready: The Simon Drax Blog and don’t miss Drax’s terrific DOOMTROOPERS). But I’m passionate about a lot of things, mostly film (and TV and books, but one thing at a time), which I owe mostly thanks to my late Dad, who didn’t talk much had great taste in movies. I’m also big on lists about film. Top Ten Best, Worst, the Oscars(r), etc. Here’s one for you that may explain a lot about me. Or maybe not.

Turafish’s Top Ten Movies of All Time

1. The Great Escape. Thank you, 4:30 Movie! That was the first time I saw this underrated WWII classic, as a pre-teen, and was instantly hooked. Spent a lot of time writing down the nicknames to the POWs at the end credits, and reading the Paul Brickhill book at the library, and later in life getting my hands on as much stuff as possible–books, CDs, a poster, but missed the boat on the Steve McQueen action figure with motorcycle. Besides the all-star cast (McQueen, Garner, Attenborough, Coburn, Pleasance, Bronson, etc, etc), it boasts one of the greatest scores ever written (the prolific Elmer Bernstein), terrific direction by John Sturges, and being based on a true story it never fails to disappoint. It’s da best I tells ya!

2. Jaws. Saw this when it first came out in the summer of 75 and ducked under the seat during the scene where the Kintner kid is killed on his rubber raft. Saw it again later in the year with my Dad at the Arion in Queens on a double bill with The Great Waldo Pepper. Dad loved this one, and even (before the days of CDs or iTunes…duh) taped snippets of the movie that featured his favorite John Williams bits the old-fashioned way with a boom box and cassette tape next to the TV. Years later, I had the good fortune of receiving the Laserdisc set from a bestest friend as a gift and came to fully realize how brilliant Jaws really is. So much great great stuff, from the most underrated acting performance possibly of all time by Roy Scheider to that wonderful pan shot during Quint’s intro scene to the by-play between the three mains on the Orca to “One Barrel Chase” (“Fast fish…”) to…well you get the point. Much more than a “popcorn movie” and the finest “blockbuster” of all time.

3. Hard-Boiled. Most action directors of the past 20 or so years claim John Woo as an influence. Watch this balls-to-the-wall gem and you’ll know why. His last movie made in Hong Kong before being Van-Dammed by Hollywood, Woo goes all out in set pieces like the teahouse, the warehouse and the hospital. Teamed with the coolest cat this side of McQueen, Chow Yun-Fat, he creates a classic that broke the mold if you ask me. Can’t get my hands on the damn soundtrack though, but I keep trying.

4. Alien. Another one I didn’t truly appreciate until later in life. Brilliant, brilliant work put in by Ridley Scott, Jerry Goldsmith, the cast (Harry Dean Stanton and Yaphet Kotto are my faves here), the alien, Jonsey the cat, man I could go on all day. But let me just say the first trailer that came out for Alien gave you little to no clues about the movie. Saw it with my Dad on TV and he paused to say “That’s gonna be great” and we went the first weekend (back in the days when it was EASY to see a movie on opening weekend). Boy, was he right.

5. The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. Incredible score. Incredible screenplay filled with yuks. Incredible turn by Walter Matthau, his best if you ask me. Incredible movie, period. Please don’t see the crappy remake. Do yourself a favor and see this 1974 masterpiece instead.

6. The Wild Bunch. Love Sam Peckinpah. Love the book “Bloody Sam” spanning his ill-fated career packed with excess of all kinds. Love this film, packed with superlative performances from a veteran cast, more rounds of ammo fired than three John Woo movies (or so it seems), blood, violence, sex, and fun all around. Poor Sam made lots of cool flicks (Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, Ride the High Country, Cross of Iron, Straw Dogs) and some disasters (Convoy, The Osterman Weekend, that Julian Lennon video), but all in all he’s one of the best, most interesting directors ever.

7. Raising Arizona. The brilliant Coen Brothers. One of the most quotable screenplays ever written. Yodeling. Yelling. Running. “The Wacky-Cam.” Oddballs by the dozens. My favorite movie comedy.

8. Young Frankenstein. Saw this Mel Brooks classic when it came out in 1974 with Dad. Mom and my sister had no interest. Theater was not too crowded and we had PB&J sammiches that we snuck in (back when you could sneak food in and no one cared). I think we laughed from the first second all the way to the end. When we got home, Mom had opened the gates to the driveway and Dad paused while pulling the car in, looked out the window and said “You should have gone.” A year or so ago, my daughter decided she had to watch it after hearing this story, and it’s now one of her favorite movies. Dad would be proud.

9. The Magnificent Seven. John Sturges put together an awesome cast for this update of Seven Samurai, and it delivers the goods. Best of all, as the cast tries to all outdo each other on-screen and off, is the performance by Eli Wallach as the slimy Calvera and the Elmer Bernstein score that was so iconic they used it for all the sequels too.

10. Apocalypse Now. Another memorable movie-going experience. Imagine seeing this one as a 12-year-old. Geez. Still haven’t watched AN Redux all the way through, but how could it be better? Not as polished as Coppola’s Godfather masterpieces (the first two, the third was only good for a memorable date, but that’s another story), but definitely more daring and certainly cooler. (I’m big on the cool, kinda like Fonzie without the jacket or motorcycle or garage apartment).

If I could drone on to a top 20, I could list many more (Ken Branagh’s Henry V, It’s a Gift, The Producers, The Lord of The Rings: Return of the King, The Empire Strikes Back, etc), but let’s just say since you’re asking, I’ll list some more favorites:

Favorite Guilty Pleasure: Godzilla movies. Yes, I own every one in some form (VHS, Laserdisc, DVD). Yes, it’s mostly thanks to Monster Week on The 4:30 Movie. Yes, they’re dumb fun. Yes, Destroy All Monsters is not as good as I remembered it as a 9-year-old. Yes, my daughter loves Godzilla movies too. Yes, I’m ecstatic about that fact.

Favorite Directors: John Woo, Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, Sam Peckinpah, John Sturges, Kenneth Branagh, The Coen Brothers

Favorite Actors: Chow Yun-Fat, Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Tom Hanks, Daniel Day-Lewis, Marlon Brando

Favorite Actresses: Next question (the last one was dumb enough)

Favorite DVD Audio Commentary: Ah-nuld and John Milius for Conan The Barbarian. Oh man, Arnold is hilarious without trying to be. Kind of like his movies come to think of it.

Favorite Guy Movie: There are lots to choose from–Old School, Tapeheads, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Animal House, The Blues Brothers–but I’m going to say the criminally underrated Brute Force.

Favorite Chick Flick: When Harry Met Sally.

Favorite Musical: West Side Story.

Favorite Dad’s Favorite Movie: Zulu. Finally watched my Laserdisc of this a month or so ago, and it kicks ass in all facets. Close second is Being There.

Favorite Last Movie I Ever Saw With Dad: Star Trek: Generations, two days before he passed. Sigh….

Favorite Movie Experience I Never Got To Talk To Dad About: Seeing The Exorcist at Radio City, with appearances by Friedkin and Burstyn. Forget the scares, it’s just a fantastic movie.

Favorite Movie-Going Experience: The Omen, 1976. 9 years old. Dad takes me and my 15-year-old cousin to the Continental in Forest Hills and the ticket woman says “He can’t see this” “He’ll be fine” says Dad. We loved it–the Rottweilers, the head-rolling scene that produced laughter, and my “sick” cousin on the way home.

Favorite Movie Mag: I miss Movieline and Premiere terribly, but I’d have to say now it’s Cinema Retro, which focuses on the 60s and 70s.

Favorite Movie “TV Show”: The 4:30 Movie on WABC-TV. Like having a free film school. With commercials.

Favorite TV Movie: You can’t beat Bad Ronald. Well, you easily could, but the fun memories of this one make it my fave. Although Killdozer was pretty good too…love the 70s.

Favorite Decade of Movies: 1970s. Duh. (Also features my favorite Yankee team of all time, 1977)

Favorite Movie Book: Easy Riders, Raging Bulls. That reminds me, have to finished watching the DVD again before the wife gets home from Tiger Schulmann’s, so that’s all for today, kids.


10 Replies to “The list is almost endless”

  1. I hate to say it: watched Hard-Boiled a few weeks ago. Hadn’t seen it in years. To me it doesn’t really stand up. Not a very old movie, but it really feels dated. Sorry!

      1. HARD-BOILED not only stands up, it stands tall and proud as a highball and can’t be knocked over. “Give a guy a gun, he thinks he’s Superman. Give him two and he thinks he’s God.”

  2. Thanks for the plug! Amazing how many of your top ten are also in my personal pantheon (ditto a lot of your other faves), although I don’t think I’d call THE GREAT ESCAPE underrated. In fact, I was just saying to one of our merry band the other day that I think it’s one of the most universally admired films around. But that’s quibbling. Nice job and, as you said, very indicative of you. Keep ’em coming.

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